09 November 2005

joke - hokkien

a lady who just came back from the States, went to chinatown to buy some stockings. as she went into a shop, she picked a stocking and asked the shop owner in very simple English, "Uncle ah, stocking reach the knee?"

The shop owner frowned and said, "Bo lah. Bo kao nee. kao ka (leg) nia lah!"

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3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Yooho ho ho ho ho ho hooo! Eh eh..can't stop laughing>>> You ah, honing your stand up comedian skills aye? I can be your number one fan.

doublejointed said...

AUNTY!

Hurry up and come home can? Miss you and can't wait to go on food rampages with you. I'm aussie starved and very ready for a next bite! :)

Love,
Karcheng.

c | O w N o said...

YOU'RE BACK??!!

YOU're BACK!!!

**jigs the dance of joy**