This is the consequence of not being able to find a boyfriend. My dad has resorted to making me a nice, subtle, yet sincerely handwritten note to hang around my neck to announce rental of ME.
Please call the number above should you want to Rent-a-Charlotte.
Should you want a clearer view of what you will be renting for a ONE DAY rental, please look to the left of this page and see the smiling orange-white person staring at you.
Nah... I'm actually a very serious person. Too serious. Very serious. I have spilt personality syndrome.
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This is hilarious...
Nice socks with great shoes. Cinderella-cum-Clown. Very Burberry... Almost.
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